yay.

heylos.


have just put up a new blogsong! heh. people. i know what you're thinking.
"Oh f*ck. this sodding song is disrupting my reading of this highly interesting yet entirely retarded blog."
yeah, i hate blogsongs too. but two reasons i put the song up.

one: it sounds decent enough to enter your eardrums.
two: it's my blog. nanny nanny poo poo.

yep. but seriously. if you all find the song irritating/retarded/stupid/idiotic/disruptive/(anything else used to describe me)-ish, then tell me. hopefully if most people hate the blogsong, i'll take it down. either that, or i torture your eardrums. ah well. oh, and i'd like to thank those people who say "maybe you should take the song down" in advance. yeah. thanks for all the brain cells you kill for me when i argue with myself whether or not to keep the blogsong up. anyway. every week i'll try to come up with a list of stuff i have/did/am doing/done/have been doing. yep.

here's this week's list:
number of f*cking large zits: 1
number of post-its used: 34
number of stained T-shirts: 3
number of brothers sick: 1
number of teachers i hope to kill: 1
hours of sleep this week: 40
number of guilt-inducing chocolate donuts ate this week: 3
number of times i thought about her: 5000
number of fantasies this week: (undisclosed)
number of doodles drawn this week: a dismal 4
number of innocent rabbits killed: 0 (whha? rabbits?!)
amount of money splurged: (refuses to remind self)
amount of weight lost/gained: -1kg
number of corny jokes thought up: 6
number of men needed to screw a lightbulb: one. men will screw anything.
number of bureaucrats needed to screw a lightbulb: two. one to screw it in, the other to screw it up.
number of corny jokes thougt up: 8 (updated)

heh.
life goes on.